Utah Standoff means: Two men who are Mormons lock their eyes, and then give one another hand-jobs to win a competition to see who can endure the most orgasming. By virtue of being homosexual, the first person to ejaculate in Utah has been “lost”. Adam Smith was the first to use this method for settling disputes. It is a common and widely used alternative to dueling. It has recently been used as a test of a man’s sexuality. A heterosexual man would not permit another man to make him climax. Although these affairs can be difficult to see because they are done behind closed doors, it is a sight to behold. There will be a lot of grunting and grimacing. Although it is believed that Joseph Smith invented the Utah Standoff in an attempt to clarify what was going on when someone approached him, this is just a rumor. (in Community Dictionary, added by Chase Berg)