urn yearning means: A game for office that involves industrial kettles, masturbation and You must enter the kitchen at work when there is no one around to play the game. Once you have entered the room, the goal of this game is for one person to get into the huge kettle or urn that boils water and makes delicious warm drinks. You will be able to enjoy the pleasure of having people savor your jizz and also gain respect from your fellow coworkers. You are likely to be fired if you fail. (in Community Dictionary, added by Stylobate)