two theets means: Because I am in such a negative mood, even the word “two teeth” does not sound like English to me, it is fair that I come up with something new. You will be able to distinguish between theet, tooth, theet and teeth. Only Theets can be trusted. All other words are fake conspiracy and lies by the government. You better not mention “teeth”, like a bitch, out there. (in Community Dictionary, added by Severino Ortiz)