Turd Monger means: A person who works with turds in all sizes and shapes. One who is a wanker and piss-ant. (in Community Dictionary, added by Reinaldo Carmona)

What else does Turd Monger mean?

  • Turd Mongers are members of humankind who rely on the lowest common factor, or ‘Turd’, for their survival. The Turd Monger proceeds to hypothesise that other people will bartertradesellpurchase his Turds. He is a monger. He is a Mongerer of Turds. According to common belief, Judas Iscariot was the first Turd Mongerer. He was a follower the Christ but was led astray by his individual hypothesis about the worth of Turds. The Messiah then forced him out of possession in the heavenly kingdom. (in Community Dictionary, added by Kolten Kemp)
  • 1. A shy eater 2. Also called the “asshole” in card games. (in Community Dictionary, added by Desmond Bush)
  • An individual whose main source of income comes from selling shit or dung. A term that is used to insult someone’s abilities at any task. Also: Shit Monger being polite. (in Community Dictionary, added by Aaden Snyder)
  • Turd Mongers are people who have had to go through a very heavy stool. However, the Turd Monger will not be able to relieve himself immediately. They will instead allow their bowels expand with their fecal material increasing, which results in noisomeness and gaseous emission commonly known as pre-shitfarts. These gases are excreted from the posterior orifice of their body while they are within close proximity to others. The exudations can be quite strong and slow to evaporate, resulting in prolonged olfactory discomfort for those who are within their reach. (in Community Dictionary, added by Nieves Díaz)
  • Turd Mongers are people who produce strong and foul-smelling bowel movements. If this person happens to be in the same restroom as this suspect, it can cause extreme frustration. This can make it even worse if the victim Turd Monger has used the restroom. If you happen to walk in to a polluted bathroom, be sure that you turn around and let someone pass. You’re immediately assumed to be the pollutant, and they give you the death stare. (in Community Dictionary, added by Verónica Medina)