toot toot tits oot means: A teenager in his immature phase of adulthood. He sees the girl, also known for being a talented lass and bit fanny as she walks on the opposite side of the road while he is driving by. He is an alpha male and makes a call to the girl with the sound of his car’s horn. Hey hey, hey! i meant sound and not size:P:P The young man would love for the girl flashing her babs at the young lady: Unfortunately, this is not britain. The reality is that the reply is an raised middle finger gesture. Her voice would respond with something like “FUCK OFF” or “KNOB OFF”. (in Community Dictionary, added by Grady Turner)