The Dalles Wahtonka High School means: The school is a medium-sized school in The Dalles, a small town in northern Oregon. It probably has the same name as the school’s title. Because its students are far too retarded to use traditional grading methods, it adopted the credit by proficiency grading system in 2010. Amazingly, 60 percent of diploma recipients receive them on the due date, even with dumbed-down grading. Jocks tend to be looked down on, and popularity is instead bestowed on the stonershipsters. They will spend their entire lives thinking that they’re better than anyone else. TDWHS is a place where solipsism can be found. TDWHS’s teachers were once great but they are now unable to teach the sadistic stonerhipster crowd. As the up-and-coming reader reads, many spend their time with their eyes closed. The stench of the school’s decaying insides is echoed by the terrible music. Ironically, others have adapted to the hipsters. The students of TDWHS are a prime example of anti-intellectualism, devolution, political ignorance, and basically everything that is wrong with human beings. (in Community Dictionary, added by Callie Chavez)