Super Angry Pirate means: A jizzing pirate is when you kick a girl in the knee and smack her eyes. A woodenpeg-leg is represented by the covered eye and the hopping. This creates an angry pirate. You can be a Super Angry Pirate if you put a cumber on your chick while she is asleep. Place a sheet of bedsheet on the chick’s back. When she wakes, the sheet will be stuck to her back. This is the cape that Superman uses. This creates Superman. Take the first two and combine them.. Superman, the hoe, then Angry Pirate she; creating a Super Angry Pirate Moment. DMFRSM. (in Community Dictionary, added by Martha Summers)