sucks my butt means: An expression used A situation that is so unpleasant, it would be almost easier to feel awkward if you were being sucked on your bottom. The butt, while not the most desirable place on any human body to be sucked, would still make it a good choice. To express distasteful or unfortune in a situation. To grab people’s attention, use c This simple sentence will address all your concerns, hopes and questions. (in Community Dictionary, added by Julián Márquez)
