Splonking means: It’s a general way of moving around without a purpose. Sometimes used to kill time. (in Community Dictionary, added by Rachael Russo)

What else does Splonking mean?

  • The true definition of “splonking”, is actually the act of observing caves. You can think about it in the same way, but with a dirtier mind. Splonking is when a man observes or much more the girls’ ‘cave. (in Community Dictionary, added by Kaitlyn Floyd)