Spinxter means: Unknown berf canal where homosexuals may give birth to gerbils, the most common method of reproduction. One case has been made that a ringing phone is being used as a caller ID. Just behind the taint is where you will find the Spinxter. The Spinxter is often confused with the sphincter and brown eye. It can also be spelled “Speenxter” (in Community Dictionary, added by Jaden Sweeney)