Sperm Aqueduct means: Pronunciation: ‘sprm ‘a-kw-“dkt One woman who uses her vagina at an alarming rate. She’s often left with a lot of excess sperm. Her vagina can be used as a storage facility for semen. The water level of seminal fluids is often higher than that at the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct is not to be confused with the Sperm Bank. You can use the term Sperm Aqueduct with homophobic connotations. SEE EXAMPLE 2 (in Community Dictionary, added by Madden Fitzgerald)