snarflap means: Snarflap, a raccoon that is often seen in random places around the globe, is often seen snorting and molestation anyone that attempts to stop him. He can swing at anybody with a massive 13-inch hammer. He suffers from a severe addiction to drugs, which causes him to run away for no apparent reason. Snarflap was last seen in Milan dry-humping the legs of models during a fashion show. His 13-inch unit has a large, “slippery when dry” tattoo. He is often seen in drywall shops, making money for the next adventure. (in Community Dictionary, added by Gilbert Wiley)