Sloppy Jalopy means: If you bring your little one to Mexico, she will still have jalapeno seeds in her mouth when you give her dome. (in Community Dictionary, added by Daisy Mccormick)

What else does Sloppy Jalopy mean?

  • Excessive runny faeces that is expelled via the anus from the back of the body. (in Community Dictionary, added by Alden Quinn)
  • You slap your partner if you do not ejaculate your partner’s hand while having intercourse. (in Community Dictionary, added by Mariana Adams)
  • This is the act of stuffing your entire body into a cup ice cream. Then you start putting it into a thickly covered vagina with whip cream while getting a high-end haircut at a barbershop. (in Community Dictionary, added by Kenna Hughes)
  • A car in which someone has sex is damaged by sexual residues such as cum stains and snail trails on its seats, doors, panels, steering wheel and stick shift. (in Community Dictionary, added by Conrado Díaz)
  • Next, ejaculate into your hand before proceeding to slap dat bitch across your face. (in Community Dictionary, added by Talia Sloan)
  • Sloppy jalopy refers to a sexual act that partners are very familiar with. When the men are nearing the climax of fellatio, the woman pushes away the girl, grabs his hand, and hits the girl with it. This is known as a “sloppy jalopy”. (in Community Dictionary, added by Míriam Giménez)