ship-faced means: Shippensburg University students invented this term. This term refers to the drunkenness that is only possible at Ship parties. Similar to “shitfaced”, but with a greater degree. This includes but is not limited to: impairment of vision, impaired motor skills, loss or impairment of memory, impairments of reasoning, and distortion of physical features that may cause regrettable hookups. Inability to form sentences. Individuals are able to party until the early hours of the morning, although they might be unable to work. People who are’ship-faced” have a very small chance of recalling the events that happened on that particular daynight. But they do remember having a great time. (in Community Dictionary, added by Madelyn Pittman)