sconey means: There are three types of Sconeys. 1. The most commonly seen sconey in the Upper Hunter Region would be a horse-loving cow fucking creature lets live on land and be homosexual person who wears tight jeans, cowboy hats, and the largest belt buckle they can find. 2. There are also sconeys with 2 acres, 2 chickens, and a 10-year-old cattle dog who just sits there and does nothing. They think they are sconeys and act like one. However, the only thing that a true sconey requires is a farm with livestock. 3. There are also the metro sconies, who either live in a farm house or on a scone but don’t care about horses or cows. They prefer football and other junk from cities. (in Community Dictionary, added by Erin Stuart)