Samsquanch means: An Apple fan who loves Samsung products and will Troll any article that mentions it. (in Community Dictionary, added by Winston Braun)

What else does Samsquanch mean?

  • 1. The incorrect pronunciation of “Sasquatch”. 2 Samsquanch, a stupid-looking penguin with big eyebrows in Quebec’s Biodome I. (in Community Dictionary, added by Cassie Rocha)
  • Samsquanch refers to a male, abnormally tall transgender woman who is only found in Corona Queens NY. It is known as the Unicorn in the world of transgender prostitution. It stands at six and seven inches high. It has been only twice seen in all recorded history, but it is still one of the last truly mysterious treasures. (in Community Dictionary, added by Billingsgate)
  • Rock band from Toronto, Ontario Canada. The ‘Squanch will live on. (in Community Dictionary, added by Teagan Krause)
  • An ugly and fat woman. It may look like a bigfoot or sasquach. (in Community Dictionary, added by Simón Muñoz)
  • Incorrect pronunciation of “Sasquatch” (in Community Dictionary, added by Beckett Spencer)