rickety swamp means: This is the result of perfect timing of sexual intercourse during a hot summer’s day. The sweat from intense foreplay is collected in an external container, and used to lubricate the genitalia. To create the perfect rickety swamp the male and female must have their nethers trimmed badly. Three chairs are used to raise the female above the container containing the sweat. The legs are held by two chairs, which can be spread out. The female then balances her body on the third chair, supporting her torso. He then sodomizes by standing on his toes. (in Community Dictionary, added by Kendall Powell)