qeef squirt juice means: Qeef squirt is defined as when your green brown poop and vaginal farts are combined. This is what happens when you eat lots of beans, and then add hot sauce or ketchup to them. If you are given a Qeef Squirt Juice in school, this could prove to be dangerous. You will be laughed at by the kids ___. (in Community Dictionary, added by Killian Harrington)