onyx the fortuitous means: Onyx the Fortuitous, also known as Weird Satanist Guy or Weird Gamer Guy. Andrew Bowser is a very well-known internet celebrity. His own website is called “The Shadow Zone.” He was once a basement dweller and can often be seen sipping tiny bottles of wine. His most well-known catchphrases include “I don’t know”, “_____is pretty cool”, and “Choke Me Devil Daddy, Choke Me.” “Notice me Senpai. Notice me.” “How deep is that hole?” (in Community Dictionary, added by Thurible)