Neutral Zone Infraction means: An offensive or defensive lineman and an Asian woman often in a sexual relationship. A neutral zone violation occurs when two of the opposing linemen double penetrate the woman’s orally and often vaginally anally. A neutral zone infraction is only valid if the total combined weight of the three involved exceeds 650 pounds. This will lead to instantaneous homosexuality, which can be caused by staring at the opposition lineman in his eye. A 5 yard penalty will also be imposed. (in Community Dictionary, added by Priscilla Dean)