murping means: All over the globe, a magical event is celebrated. Step 1. Kill one bitchhoe, and leave the body in warm clothes for 1 to 2 month Step 2: Carefully pull the bitchhoe from the closet and place the body face down on the ground with legs out. Step 3: Place your lips around the opening of your vaginal canal Step 4: Let a friend hop on your stomach Step 5: Let the fun begin in your mouth Step 6: Help your friend moan a bit and return the favor. Use a pregnant little girl to perform a double-murp, or super-murp. The term super-murp refers to the uncertainty surrounding the baking of the buns. (in Community Dictionary, added by Nadia Parks)