massachusetts slurpee means: This is a special type of turd that’s only available in Massachusetts. It can be drunk to get a rich, full-bodied taste of pure shit. This is an easy snack choice for all poopaholics. (in Community Dictionary, added by Procrypsis)

What else does massachusetts slurpee mean?

  • You take a straw out of your girl’s vagina and place it there during an intercourse. After the straw has been tightly stuffed in, you begin masturbating and then you perform “money shots” into it, which flow into her vagina. (in Community Dictionary, added by Pranav Cortez)