Josiah Kuizin means in slang: Josiah will sit with you while you learn geometry. During P.E., he plays Super Smash Bros. on his Switch. When people pronounce his name incorrectly, he gets upset. His last name is his biggest problem. Relatable jokes like “My father beats me” and “I’m **********” are what he laughs at. “. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Johnny Snow)