joseva means in slang: This man is the most extraordinary. Although he is a complete nerd and can be annoying, he has the ability to care for people. Kind, faithful, compassionate, sweet, and funny Joseva is the greatest friend you could have. Joseva is always there for others. You can defeat any dungeon in any video game. He can also read comics and determine who will win. He has a unique sense of humor. Joseva is a man you should get to know whether you are a woman or a man. Ladies, you don’t have to give up on him if he takes you. He will be loyal to his girl and won’t allow himself to fall for other women. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Nadia Parks)