Jordgasm means in slang: Noun: A feeling of intense nerdiness similar to ****** can occur when you dream about waterfall ***, staring at the clouds, and/or fantasizing about *** in the mountains. This happens when one plays Magic: The Gathering and reads Japanese comics. When one plays the bass guitar, a “Jordgasm”, may occur. It can also serve as an annoying nickname for someone called “Jordan”. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Jasmin Patton)