Jorde means in slang: Jorde is a dirty, uncaring dirtbag who believes that his only purpose in life is to be a burden. The jorde is a conman who will scam, extort and cheat at all costs. A jorde will say 100 things that are pure ********. No matter how much they say, a jorde has no money. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Zachary Thomas)