Jordan Knotts means in slang: Noun. Prounounced, Jordan Kah-nots. The “Jordan Knotts”, or the typical highschool, town, and state nimrod, is a “Jordan Knotts”. Although a Jordan Knotts says they’re straight, everyone knows that they love to seduce big-black ***** on weekends. The Jordan Knotts person is someone who enjoys pushing thick, wide objects up their ****. They also feel the need to turn on things society doesn’t approve of or that would be a problem for them. Their mother, grandmother, father, grandparents, jews and turtles are all examples. Although they may look amazing at first glance, a Jordan Knotts is not a fool. These guys are a great trickster. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Giancarlo Hodges)