jophie means in slang: This is a term that you use when it’s impossible to decide which girl you want to fling with if you have the chance. This term is derived from the “either or games”, in which A lists the names of two people, and B tells who they’d ****. You can use the form ‘jophie’ or ‘jophied’. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Acacio Velasco)