Jomtingz means in slang: A mega party. These godlike celebrations are only for the super-amazing. Although no one is sure how these holy things were created, it’s believed that they were intended for the enjoyment of all people. Men have gone insane in their attempts to comprehend the amazingness of a Jomtingz. It is believed that Chuck Norris was born at a Jomtingz. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Julia Fuller)