JOMB Syndrome means: Literally “Jacking off like a monkey, Bitch” syndrome. This condition was first shown on Makemebad35’s youtube video “Divine Powers”. It is caused by excessive jacking and/or vigorous exercise. You will then develop arthritis symptoms in your arms, hands and fingers, which can lead to you not being able to eat Frosted Flakes. Only cured by an obviously insane man pretending to heal the disease. He slaps the wrists on a table, shouting religious outbursts at the “possessed” parts. (in Community Dictionary, added by Darryl Richardson)