Jolanitus means in slang: A slow growing cancer that affects the ****. This disease makes the person suffering from it feel like they are being pounded around in their ****. There will be some swelling and an increase in blood pressure. This disease has been diagnosed in 1 individual. This man is the “blond Lord of Homosexuals”, which is thought to be responsible for massive **** orgies. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Taylor Vincent)