Johnson State College means in slang: A small college located in Vermont’s middle of nowhere. The student population is about 2000. It includes stoners and skateboarders as well as snowboardersskiers and dramatheater folks. There is also a dance club and an anime club. The campus is stunning in fall and summer, and it is perfect for those who love snow. The snow stays until mid-spring. Shwag-**** We All Get, a food that is good on certain days but bad the next day will make you shwoop shwagpoop. It is common for freshmen who don’t know shwag’s effect on their stomachs. The classes are generally laid-back so that after 3 classes one is usually able to do nothing but smoke a bowl and chat with the friendly badger mascot. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Aubrey Valenzuela)