Johnny burns means in slang: Johnny is an exceptional guy. He might seem quiet, but boy is that he is deadly. Johnny is a man who can get all of the women in the world, and maybe will leave you with one. He is a bright white boy, who basically gets his money while ******* *******. Johnny Burns would be a great addition to your life. He’s also funny, like Fawkkkkk. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Xander Washington)