John Petrucci means in slang: Others acceptable names are “the overlord”, God”, the almighty, “his exelence”, and “johnny P.” The only manbeast that can go 68 hours per day, without stopping. Small mammals are the main food source. He does not possess any reproductive organs. Instead, he reproduces by osmosis. Leyend says he used to yawn in order to immunize 659 women far away. He is more than malmsteen, or any other **** name. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Denzel Shields)