John Persse means in slang: A best friend. A best friend. A man who considers his best friend as his best friend. A hazy IPA and expensive sushi are his favorites. As long as the atmosphere is cool and it’s high quality, he will happily eat them. John’s Note: John says, “I have nice ****. Although it isn’t too large, it’s still small enough that people enjoy looking at it. “. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Tripp Carroll)