John J. Johnson means in slang: Super Smash Theory’s inventor. Due to his strong thumb and great use of Deeks, he was discovered in Texas’s ghettos. He survived the Hyrule snow and the Bunggle in Congo Jungle. The most impressive player ever to use the “sticks”. His excellence has been passed down to Joe’s players Maalouf (OB), Harvey, Girard and OD. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Camryn Kline)