John Haack means in slang: He is the real gigachad and sigma male king. He can lift all of the plates at the gym, and make any girl ******* wet by simply dming one of his 10,000,000,000 memes to them. No matter how tight or thotty they may be, he will get the coochie. Because he rejects societal norms, he dresses up as a filthy, frank character to imasculate all males on the planet. The haack squat is named for him. He is also a patriot. During his training, he blasts “now that you’re an American man,” and “murica foo ya!” While this does not contribute to his general chadliness or godlike ability, it shows his true aura. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Alden Quinn)