johanphobia means in slang: Fear of the ginger Swede, who puts girls under mysterious spells. Girls are known to be unable to resist the spell’s ginger-red locks, and will fall in love with him. Girls will be tempted to follow him, only to find themselves in the trap of being lectured at rooftop nightclubs. This spell can also cause girls to shout angrily from the rooftops at dorms at others. At risk are innocent bystanders. Ginger Johans should be avoided at all cost. If one does fall under a Johan spell it is recommended that one avoid high-altitude rooftops. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Eduvigis Caballero)