joffey means in slang: Joffey has a 6-9 inch *****. He is an affectionate, caring and kind boyfriend. He is also a little bit of a “lad.” Joffey, a handsome man who is also very attractive to girls, gets a solid 9.10. Joffey is an uncommon name, so girls should get in touch with anyone who has the Joffey name. Boys: Make sure you have him in your friend group. He’s a great lad. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Paul House)