Joelance means in slang: She is the perfect girl for permanent tanning. She is a person who has her own style and personality, which matches her unique name. You will be the most lucky person to have her as a friend. You can trust her with your entire life. She’s understanding and gives you the best advice. Sometimes she can be eccentric or hysterical, but that’s because she is comfortable with you. Once you realize that, you’ll feel warm and fuzzy inside. You can count on her to point out any mistakes or wrongdoings and even slap you if you get off track. Don’t be offended. She is only doing it for you. Instead, thank her that she understands. Joelances are a great friend, and you should be grateful to have met them. 3. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Simone Kaiser)