jockhole means in slang: The perfect mix of an ******* and a jock. Most notable: 1. A young, athletic man in his teens or early twenties 2. A person who talks only to people with cool chests or girls of a certain size. 3. They move around like they are the rulers of the universe. 4. May not wear a jockstrap. 5. May not have a large convertible, possibly to compensate for her small size. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Jacquelyn Murray)