jock strap cookie race means in slang: New players on a football team must place a cookie filled with chocolate cream between their cheeks. They then have to run 100 yards in a jock strap. The winner of the race can eat the cookies, but not the winner. Blue Mountain State’s Alex Moran and Creg Shilo are inducted into their football teams. Thad Castle, a true *** G, participates in the race. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Ryan Weiss)