jock ride means in slang: An expensive slow-running econobox like the Civic DX with tons of fancy ****, such as “***”, body kits and “tyt,” spoiler three-foot high. It also has a vivid-******* powder-blue paint job. A small, slow SUV like a RAV4 with 24’s and fog lights. A rice burner. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Lance Terry)