Joaquin-Phoenixed means in slang: One can get a rare illness from too many M. Night Shyamalan movies or too much acting. Although it might seem like an absurdity, this serious issue must be dealt with immediately. You may lose motivation and develop comical facial hair. It can also make it more difficult to get narcotics. Side effects can include the inability to act and the desire to start rapping. Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis ought to be signing NO LIMIT Records if M. Night Shymalan was indeed responsible. (in Slang Dictionary, added by Sandra May)