globtard means: Noun: A person who is so stoned that he or she cannot function properly due to ingesting cannabis oil. A “globtard” could also be a person who smokes hash oils with such frequency that their “normal” functioning is irreparably impaired. A globtard is easily identifiable by their open mouths and the accumulation of drool on their shirts. They stare at each other incoherently, not awake or asleep. (in Community Dictionary, added by Bárbara León)