giant half chicken half squirrel means: The terrorist attack was indeed carried out by a “GIANT HALFCHICKEN HALFSQUIRREL.” (in Community Dictionary, added by Selah May)

What else does giant half chicken half squirrel mean?

  • To build a giant nest to protect its genetically superior offspring, the giant squirrel is half-chicken and half-squirtle. Also, it is known that the creature had at least a slight understanding of algebra. A half-chicken/half-squirt would be approximately three to four feet high. The large beak of his large head is likely detachable, and acts as a floating device. (in Community Dictionary, added by Román Delgado)