French Doorbell means: When a man urinates on a girl’s chest, then sticks the poop in her nose. He then gives her a kick and punches her head, so the cum is out her nose. But wait! The cum cannot come out her nose, because it is covered in poopy. The man gets very upset and starts throwing up all over the girl’s chest. The man then lights a cigar and attempts to calm himself down. Finally, he’ll grab a Colt.45 and shoot the girl, then shoot himself. (in Community Dictionary, added by Alaina Moon)