flaming porcupine means: Verb The act or practice of performing the following: Step 1. Infuse the porcupine with kerosene, whiskey and water. Step 2: Set ablaze in schoolofficedepartment store. Step 3: Scream, “SUCK IT SONIC!” and then run for your lives. Step 4: Get arrestedexpelledtrampled by a llama. Step 5: Enjoy bacon. (in Community Dictionary, added by Umlaut)