felch monger means: A straw-wielding person who inserts a straw into someone’s spleen and then sucks the farts out. Then, they turn around and start hoarding them. (in Community Dictionary, added by Ladislao Giménez)

What else does felch monger mean?

  • After a vicious assault on the anus, a man who suckers the sexual juices from another man’s sex. (in Community Dictionary, added by Melody Andrade)