Faux Haux means: A devoted fan and supporter of The Fab Faux (a tribute to the Beatles). A person who attends all or most The Fab Faux concert. A person who is a follower of The Fab Faux at all performances, such as the Dead Heads of the Grateful Dead. Someone who believes that The Fab Faux Is the Cat’s Meow. (in Community Dictionary, added by Britches)